WRETCHED EXCESS
© Port Whitman Times 2017
Recently we went to a popular ice cream store in a shopping center that is now urban chic, and amid the stores, we, my wife and myself, bought an ice cream cone. Vanilla. The charge was $5.00 for a caricature size cone piled with about 18 ounces of the stuff. This was the small. here was of course LARGER. Well, if you know this ice cream store, and you probably do, you're aware that it's product is fairly high butterfat, very rich, and eating 8 oz. is akin to drinking a half pint of heavy cream - full of cholesterol & fat; surely a little dab'll do ya. We had asked for a small (say, 3 oz. - standard ice cream cone size), we were  stonewalled with "only one small size."
     The point is: to get what we want anymore, we are constantly backed into paying for MORE than we want, and so we consume it just to feel that we didn't waste the money. This is true virtually everywhere - movie theaters where they now call the smallest popcorn the "child's" size, then cars, health insurance, washers for your sink, you-name-it.                "Merchandising" is packaging items in large amounts, leaving us with excess, plus the package which is trash, the cost for disposal of which we also get shoved down our throats. We are victims of sur-feit, the alternative being to do without. (Heaven forbid that ANY of us should have to do without).
     So we meekly pay the inflated prices, and waste the difference, by growing fat, filling up our bellies, our landfills or our basements, inflating our economy, which periodically goes into a readjustment, receding a step before the next giant leap into wretched excess. Greed runs our system, and that's not all bad, just mostly.
​     Henry Francisco PortWhitmanTimes

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